Monday, September 28, 2009

Kind of Creepy

This is weird: I received an email reminder that it's almost time to change the water filter in the fridge. Are my appliances communicating to each other? Do they talk about me behind my back? Does the microwave think I look fat? (Is that why my popcorn always burns?)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Another Great Idea!

New game show: "Are You Smarter than a Scientologist?" Everyone's a winner!
Core Fitness Alert: I'm on for Saturday Yoga for this week, next week, and possibly a few more- stay tuned for more intel.
Final thought for today: Celebrity Gene Pool- did someone pee in it?!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

OMG! times Infinity!

The Duggers are having their 19th baby!
Is there a revolving door in her vagina?