Halloween

Halloween is the greatest holiday: you get to eat crap and wear a costume and it doesn't usually involve a big road trip or a shitload of credit card debt and you don't have to use your best manners.
I dressed up as 80's Aerobics Barbie today and I swear I didn't have a single evil thought or urge to kick anyone in the shins and that's pretty unusual.
You just can't be grumpy in a costume- unless you dress up as Grumpy, of course.
I think we should have a monthly or even weekly costume day: wouldn't we all be in better moods?
I could wear my wedding gown once in a while. If I'm having a bad hair day, I'll don a hoodie and sunglasses and be the Unabomber.
Crossdressers would totally blend in and the world would be a better place...
Lady Gaga would have to really up her game, though.

Halloween

Halloween is the greatest holiday: you get to eat crap and wear a costume and it doesn't usually involve a big road trip or a shitload of credit card debt and you don't have to use your best manners.
I dressed up as 80's Aerobics Barbie today and I swear I didn't have a single evil thought or urge to kick anyone in the shins and that's pretty unusual.
You just can't be grumpy in a costume- unless you dress up as Grumpy, of course.
I think we should have a monthly or even weekly costume day: wouldn't we all be in better moods?
I could wear my wedding gown once in a while. If I'm having a bad hair day, I'll don a hoodie and sunglasses and be the Unabomber.
Crossdressers would totally blend in and the world would be a better place...
Lady Gaga would have to really up her game, though.