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Halloween

Halloween is the greatest holiday: you get to eat crap and wear a costume and it doesn't usually involve a big road trip or a shitload of credit card debt and you don't have to use your best manners.
I dressed up as 80's Aerobics Barbie today and I swear I didn't have a single evil thought or urge to kick anyone in the shins and that's pretty unusual.
You just can't be grumpy in a costume- unless you dress up as Grumpy, of course.
I think we should have a monthly or even weekly costume day: wouldn't we all be in better moods?
I could wear my wedding gown once in a while. If I'm having a bad hair day, I'll don a hoodie and sunglasses and be the Unabomber.
Crossdressers would totally blend in and the world would be a better place...
Lady Gaga would have to really up her game, though.

Halloween

Halloween is the greatest holiday: you get to eat crap and wear a costume and it doesn't usually involve a big road trip or a shitload of credit card debt and you don't have to use your best manners.
I dressed up as 80's Aerobics Barbie today and I swear I didn't have a single evil thought or urge to kick anyone in the shins and that's pretty unusual.
You just can't be grumpy in a costume- unless you dress up as Grumpy, of course.
I think we should have a monthly or even weekly costume day: wouldn't we all be in better moods?
I could wear my wedding gown once in a while. If I'm having a bad hair day, I'll don a hoodie and sunglasses and be the Unabomber.
Crossdressers would totally blend in and the world would be a better place...
Lady Gaga would have to really up her game, though.

Facebook status

So today's rant is about people who bully their Facebook "friends" into agreeing with and adopting their biased statuses. "I bet 99% of you will be afraid to paste this as your status!". Usually involves religion, politics, or just plain selfishness... The one going around today is something to the effect of "... so if you're sick of sending aid to foreign nations when people are going hungry in THIS country blah blah blah..."
What about all people being equal? What about being all God's children?

Yesterday was Holocaust Rememberance Day. Of the 6 million or so people who perished in the ultimate hate crime, about 1.5 million were children. Cut down too soon without a chance to play and learn and grow and love... What if one of those sweet babies was supposed to grow up and find the cure for AIDS? Or Cancer? Or Autism?
So before you begrudge a few penny's worth of medicine that prevents a child in Haiti from dying of dysentery, ask yourself if you're willing to take that chance again. I'm not.
Everyone, regardless of geography, religion, or race, deserves the right to go to bed in a safe place- with a full belly- after a long day of playing, learning, loving, and growing.

Actual Headline:

"India Military to produce weaponized Hot Pepper."
Korea plans to retaliate with weaponized Kimchi.
In other news, the third Anti-Christ predicted by Nostradamus has been identified as Nancy Pelosi.
New idea for healthcare being tossed around on Capitol Hill: provide all sick and elderly people with Toyotas.

Hope for Haiti

Madonna sucked, Beyonce had bad bangs (but wore pants), Justin Timberlake wowed, John Legend was wonderful, Julia Roberts looked pretty lousy sans make-up, but kudos to all for their time and talent. It was very entertaining.
Enough with the snarkiness- let's all dig deeper than ever into our pockets and send as much money as we can to our brothers and sisters who are suffering such loss.
I'm mad that my husband won't let me adopt an orphan from Haiti right now but maybe he'll cave- I'm going to keep nagging.