On turning 50.

Let's do the math:  I am probably way past the half-way mark and now approaching the 3/4 mark on the time line of my life expectancy.
It's time to really focus on what is important during my remaining years. 
Every day should be celebrated as if it was a party. 
Even if the day really sucks balls, there has to be at least a tiny portion that isn't too bad so go ahead and party it up. 
Straight is great.  Out is in.  Whatever.  Happy people are productive and kind so why hate on who they date?   Being in love is a good thing. 
I'm not ashamed to admit that I like hot dogs and donuts and boxed wine.