So I'm getting over the flu. The real flu- not the puking & runs thing; that's actually gastroenteritis, probably caused by the Norovirus. The real flu is a respiratory thing where everything hurts and you cough up stuff that looks like boogers only it comes from down south which is good because these babies would never fit thru your nostrils. Kind of like raw oysters, actually. WHY do people eat that shit- does it make them more sophisticated than people who like Fisherman's platter? And Sushi- let's get some other raw fish and wrap seaweed around it- yum yum!
I know: let's grab that dead skunk off Rt.1 and wrap it in lawn-clippings and see if it catches on! I feel so erudite and smug.
Oops- back to topic. John got me some medicine: he said to drink the orange stuff during the daytime and the green stuff at night. Maybe.
All I really heard was coughcoughcoughhackgagcough "I'll see ya Thursday night." So I grabbed the bottle and took a big swig-shit- wrong bottle- let's try that again. Now I'm feeling dizzy and hearing a buzzing noise in my ears- kind of like the the 70's as a whole. Orange and green are duking it out in my bloodstream. I'm so very tired now. Must stay awake...
Focus!
Here's a thought worth exploring: has Easter ever been "on time"? How did Thanksgiving arrive so late last year- and was that why the turkey was so dry? Does any of this have anything to do with Plate-techtonics?
***GREAT IDEA for a T-Shirt: "My ancestors came from Pangea and all I got was this lousy receding brow bone."
Did Early Man's Mom ever warn him to stop running with that arrowhead before he loses an eye? Did he ever spoil his dinner by eating a (raw) muskrat before the Mastodont was ready?
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