Gift Rant

You know, just because something FITS into a Christmas stocking doesn't mean it belongs there.
Case in point: Yeast Guard. Swing- and a miss... Needless to say, that relationship was over shortly after the New Year. So here's a handy list for the guys:
Gold Jewelry
Diamond Jewelry
Large Bills
GOOD Chocolate
Gift Cards- but not to stores that look shaky on the S&P index
Tiny accessories from Coach

Here's what to steer clear of:
Preparation H.
Breath Mints
Acne cream- really- let's just say "ointment of any kind", okay?
Crappy chocolate from the dollar store
Condoms- Just be a MAN and get a vasectomy